The Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
For Fantasy Role-Playing Games

Protection Of The Worst Kind (For The Male)

To better equip the saintly woman, some people (probably those gnomes) have designed some vaginal inserts to make would-be rapists pay for their lustful attempts at unlawful entry. But first let us see where these inventions originated at.

It seems that the first case of protective vaginal inserts began in human tribes of the wilderness. Naturally the daughter of a tribe's chief was the most sought after girl in the village, and there was a strict custom about whoever took her virginity would be the next leader.

To protect their little girls from unlawful entry certain tribes developed vaginal inserts. There is a certain type of cactus whose spines grow at angles on a rather broad, smooth leaf. The chief's wife would remove the spines from one side of two leaves and insert these pieces into the daughter's vagina with the spiny sides facing each other and pointed back inside the girl.

If anyone tried to have his way with the girl, his penis would slide in easily enough, but when he went to pull out......

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Model VI-1

Basically a five inch vaginal insert constructed of metal that has a four inch hooked spike in it as such:

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|           \
|------------
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Thus, any male forcing intercourse would have this device stuck in his penis and he would be easily identified by the wounds.

Model VI-2

Same construction as Model VI-1 accept that the walls of the insert all have spring hinged tiny spikes that point inward as such:

/---------------------
|  /  /  /  /  /
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|  \  \  \  \  \
\---------------------

Thus, the would-be rapist will have this device stuck on/in his penis and he would be easily identified.

MODEL VI-S1

This sinister vaginal insert allows the woman to release a spring loaded blade. When the woman thrust a certain way (instructions included) the blade springs out and slices up whatever is in her at the time.

Model VI-HM Blueprints

These blueprints allow a person to make a safe homemade version of protection at a low cost. Although somewhat complicated, the person basically uses carefully placed broken glass in cork.

Conclusion

There are two major reasons that these inventions never made it into major production: no woman wants to wear what for her is basically a dildo all day, and a harmed would-be rapist is an unhappy would-be rapist and would probably kill a woman who used such a thing.

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