Top Ten Reasons Elves are Better than Dwarves
By: Nexx Many-Scars
- Dwarves didn't have enough of a culture for anybody to remeber it, even poorly.
- You never see an elf walking around with food in his beard.
- You never see an elf walking around looking like a short version of "Santa Claus".
- Elven Samurai rule. Who needs a bonus to Strength or Body when you have a bonus to
Quickness and a decent running multiplier?
- Elves can outclass, outcook, and out-think those lard-butt tunnel diggers any day.
- There are no immortal elves, but those dimwit flathead stunts think there are.
- Elves don't get people walking into them and saying "oops, I didn't see you down there".
- ????? is a dwarf. 'nuff said.
- Screw Tolkien, he's hardly a good writter of BOOK's, much less songs.
- Elves are the only subrace where both genders don't have hideiously excessive back and body hair.
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