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By: Ruiner (cmorvan@home.com)
"Drifting past his Caddy in my Intercontinental, Mutha f*cka grabbed his gat and started goin' mental. Rolled up my window, he tryed to turn around, But I rode that bitch-ass mutha f*cka down. <chorus> Hopped on crank, in my big f*cking tank, Hit the homies crew or hit the Citi Bank? Hopped on crank, in my big f*cking tank, Big f*cking tank big f*cking tank." - Cypress Hill, "Big Ass F_cking Tank", off "Cypress Hill 7"
The most popular classic town car of the 21st century, the Intercontinental is a mean machine in every sense of the word. With a great big universal combustion drive system, self sealing polyaramide belted tires, and hybrid ceramic body armor as standard features, it's no surprise that the "car that killed the Cadillac" is still being driven today, 35 years after it's production. The same basic model was produced for ten years, as there was no real way to improve it at the time, and the 1,250,000 odd units produced (they were expensive, despite being popular) are still being driven today. The car is seen as both a status symbol and as a symbol of the downfall of American culture (but mostly a status symbol), with it's big stereo, heavy armor, and ridiculously low suspension. Statistics from the American Department of Antiquated Conveyance Routes (in charge of most old style roads and parking lots) show that Intercontinentals are responsible for over $150 million dollars in speed bump damage (less then $15,000 in annual repairs to the cars due to speed bumps).
Lincoln IntercontinentalClass: Town Car *Wheels (4): 220 *Blowing out one tire inflicts -25% speed penalty, two is a -50% penalty if both are on the same side (or both in front), -40% Speed: Atmospheric Flight: Not possible, but can get about 5 feet
high and 30 feet of distance if a properly timed suspension boost at
a high speed occurs. Statistical Data: Height: 6 feet, 6 inches, with 6 inch ground clearance at
it's lowest ride. Weapon Systems: No weapons, but the front end of the car only takes 1/4 damage from crashes, while inflicting an additional +1 S.D.C. per 10 mph of speed... Special Systems:
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