Quotes Out of Context

From role-playing last night, a few good quotes came up...

"do you know how long it takes to clean and maintain a doll house?!"
-Kate

"...on foot. Two feet per person in fact, which has got to make it easier, far more practical too."
-Paul

"You take these quotes down, without us knowing? That's really scary."
-Paul

KATE: "Why don't you say you're going to town to reproduce?"
STUART: "'Cause we don't want to reproduce"
KATE: "THEN USE A CONDOM!!!!!!!"

"I want some cold hard cash. I'm going to the nearest slut, whorehouse, whatever, to procreate! Without a condom!!!!!!!"
-Stuart

"Oh honey, you put it through the wash and now it doesn't fit"
-Stuart in reference to cleaning his new UAR-1

With quotes like these every few seconds, you may have guessed that the game didn't go too far.

By Adam Mansbridge