HOPPY: "err... Him" (points)
-Hoppy gets a natural 20
HOPPY TO GM: "If I can't shoot him, him being a player character
and all, can a satellite deorbit onto his head?"
GM: "Only on a natural 20"
-The death of an absent Player Character.
HOPPY TO GM: "It was a twenty"
GM TO HOPPY: "It was a three, GM reserves the right to modify dice
rolls"
-GM getting sick of Hoppy's twenties
PHIL (another player) TO ANYBODY: "If Hoppy can roll a 20, then
so can I"
-Phil failing.